martedì 20 febbraio 2018

We need You

As of today (24 Octember '42, kasvagorian date) Terrestrials have discovered and confirmed exactly 3.700 planets outside their system. (here the list). Most of them thanks to their Kepler telescope that, framing a little portion of the sky for a long time, found about 3.000 confirmed planets just in an area between Cygnus and the Lyra as large as the nail of your thumb at the end of your extended arm.
(or the aburd of your unrolled matrol)
There are things humans know and should know. There are also many more things they should know, but don’t know. Some of the things they know, they should not know at all.
Finally, there are things humans do not know and that they’d better keep not knowing.
If we did not get in touch more often lately, there are serious reason you do not actually need to know.
Recent diplomatic developments on the Norma-external front of the of the Scutum-Centaurus Arm will presumably not have good consequences for the primitive people of Orion’s Arm, like you. These are things you should know, but do not. In particular, the Kasvagorian, Human and Buntu species, unless they get a move “removing their pants from the fire”, as Waart Trappists used to say, risk seeing their systems literally "bulldozed", as they say on Earth.
On our side, as Galactic Council, we are doing our best to bring to your planet some instruments, first of all KOLON, that can help you go past the evolutionary “cul-de-sac” you might have got stuck into.
If you did not hear from us much lately, it is because we are preparing to come back with style to your systems and is not easy. The Galactic Council has cut several times the funds to the Friendship program, due to that awful mess in the Scutum-Centaurus and other things we are not going to mention... ..so, It might be our last attempt :-/
 I will not speak about the hardship for this handful of Terrestrials in our crew, but you can imagine: (patched-up spaceships, shipwrecks, asteroids, cold pizza and warm beer. We went through a lot.)
Help us with a fb Like and start tw following, share our contents and invite vk friends. We are gathering energy to fund our return to your system (propeller fuels is expensive, if you want to give us some you can do it Here (paypal.me), we will invite you to come straight to the command deck).
Soon, very soon, we will be back to your native system.
Help us prepare the ground, Kolonist!
“The time of crop circles is over .”
Sigir W56
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domenica 11 febbraio 2018

Galactic wisdom II

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venerdì 22 dicembre 2017

Have a good solstice day humans!

Every species of the galaxy has its own customs, beliefs, and myths.
The most primitive species has always celebrated the passage to the periapsis of their home planet in different ways. Following traditions sometimes really absurd. Just think of the gastropods of Vergon 6 that engage the largest (as useless) mass migration of a sentient species known in this galaxy during this recurrence: They travel an exact turn around their planet only to return to the point of departure.
Or rather unfortunate destinies dictated by evolution as happened to the Jornionians of Sutrano-f that, poor things, can wake up from hibernation one night (the only one on their home planet) every fourteen terrestrial years and do EVERYTHING on their periapsis night (for you would be the solstice day) .. Awake Jornionians are certainly stressed and difficult to date people.
You are not as much unlucky, dear humans, your traditions are not so strange (you are very unlucky from other points of view, for example you can not taste sounds like the Jornionians do, or the fact that you are going quickly towards self-extinction, but this is also your fault).

So: Have a good solstice day humans!, a good passage to perihelion, a merry Christmas and happy new year, ..or whatever you want to call it.
"just another orbit"

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venerdì 27 ottobre 2017

silicon based cell-like life form

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mercoledì 25 ottobre 2017

After K-Rome


We played on Earth, a place populated by strange creatures on the periphery of Orion's arm and they say about us:

"...in this way the game can be offered to a wide range of players, from the hard and the pure to the newest..."

"...the mechanics have nothing to envy in more mature games and everything is well balanced..."

"...assembling and modifying your ship is something that a passionate of the theme can not fail to appreciate. Reassembling the ship with jigsaws pieces is fun.
The mechanics are well-groomed and is engaging from the start."

here is the link to the original article.
thank you humans.
Sigir W56

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giovedì 5 ottobre 2017

K-Rome 2017


It is known that if the bodies of all of the human beings on planet Earth (a little more than 7 billions) were piled in a single place, the pile would be no taller than a kilometer and no larger than 600 meters. Not so much, all things considered, if we think about the ecological damages you have been able to cause to your planet. A similar case in the Galaxy for sure wasn’t the one of the Malutrasemmites of Joomila 6. This ancient – as much as unlucky – race of the Perseus arm had the misfortune to discover the secret of immortality before discovering space travel or any contraception method. Soon they were devouring one another on their hyper-populated planet.

Fortunately you already are moving your first (albeit uncertain and limping) steps outside your already too polluted atmosphere. To help you do that in the most correct way (that is without going prematurely extinct) the Great Galactic Council sent you this sophisticated device for psycho-recreational development, that is KOLON. 
Yes, sure, a boardgame is not much, but it is the best we could do, balancing our hyper-developed technology and your as hyper-developed primitiveness. Unfortunately, the principles of the Friendship program of the Galactic Council forbid us to interfere with primitive races, so we need you to show your interest toward us, otherwise we will be forced to leave this planet to its less-than-rosy future.
You have a wonderful chance to do play live on SATURDAY 14 OCTOBER (terrestrial calendar) in Via di Torrenova, 39a in the city you call ROME, Italy, (a nation in the boreal hemisphere of the planet you call "Earth", the third orbiting the star known as “Sol”, a really insignificant little yellow star in the middle of the Orion arm).
If you want to see KOLON  (the new generation game of the millennium as well as the most widespread game this side of Laniakea)  up close, you are officially invited to ROME, Via di Torrenova 39a, on SATURDAY 14 OCTOBER! We recommend you to sit up straight and always bring your towel along.
If you have any doubt about how to reach us once on the planet,
 you can find more information HERE.

With the best respect and honorable thanks
 from all of the sentient species in the Galactic Council; 
midshipman SIGIR
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