martedì 4 ottobre 2016


Ammiragli, Piloti e Mozzi Terrestri, qui è il Kommodoro che trasmette un annuncio speciale: nonostante gli impegni bellici sul fronte orientale del grande braccio di Orione non ci diano tregua ci troviamo di nuovo di passaggio sulla Terra.
Ad appena una settimana Bosoniana (circa 2 mesi terrestri) dall’ultimo contatto del terzo tipo sabato e domenica 5 e 6 Novembre  2016 alcuni nostri Grandi Ammiragli giocheranno con voi Terricoli a ROMA EST IN GIOCO.
presso il Centro Ricreativo Polifunzionale, via di torrenova 39a
(Roma, Italia, emisfero boreale, Terra, Sole) 
Non perdete l’occasione di provare il vostro valore in Orbita ed imparare un po di strategia e tattica Orbitali! Dopo l’evento premieremo online i Piloti autori dalle navi più belle e micidiali.
(P.S. attenzione, al tavolo saranno forse presenti Antichi Ammiragli del sistema Goth noti nella Galassia per essere senza pietà)
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venerdì 30 settembre 2016

Do not joke with gravity.

 Tardonians, an ancient civilization who became extinct after experimenting on black holes, used to say, “gravity is unforgiving”, and in Orbit gravity is queen. This is the subject of this story, a story like many others, a tragedy that happens far too often in this kosmos, abandoning pilots in open space.
Since when Kolon arrived on the planet, this sad tragedy already happened several times in the Earth Orbit. This is why the
Intergalactic League for the Protection of Pilots Abandoned in Space (I.L.P.P.A.S.) decided to befriend you Terrans.

About the 99.999% of our clients gets disintegrated in the atmosphere of some remote planet, or frozen like a vacuum-sealed stockfish, but you can make a difference! Help us help the 0,001% survivors of deep space, subscribe the friendship program with a Like on our Facebook page or follow @kolongame , and share it with your human friends!

Ensign Sigir, Zeta Reticuli.              O.o

lunedì 5 settembre 2016

Good news Humans!

Ottime notizie umani!
questa settimana saremo a giocare sulla Terra!
this week we will be in play on Earth!
tre tra i nostri migliori Grandi Ammiragli sono di passaggio sulla Terra,
 non perdete l'occasione di sfidarli e di apprendere qualche 
trucco di strategia!
three of our best Great Admirals are passing on Earth, 
do not miss the chance to challenge them and to learn a few
 tricks of strategy!

con inequanime gioia:             with unequanimous joy:
il Guardiamarina Sigir            the Midshipman Sigir
Kolonisola 2016 è appena terminato, ecco i veicoli migliori,
 la migliore astronave può essere votata sulla nostra pagina Facebook:
Kolonisola 2016 has just finished, here are the best vehicles, 
the best spaceship can be voted on our Facebook page:

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martedì 26 luglio 2016

The longest game
Kolon is a largely widespread game on this side of Laniakea. In this galaxy of yours, the tournaments on Betelgeuse and the qualifications on Zeta Reticuli are especially renowned. Still, one of the weirdest and most famous games in the Milky Way started in 407.9 on Hiknar 4, the well-known giant dwarf planet in the Hak system (you humans would call it Hbr.681.D).
In spite of being small, poor and peripheral, almost entirely ignored by trade routes, the Hak System is right in the middle between the space territories of two civilization who had been at war for many Galactic Years, the Ish-na-mèh Empire and the theocratic monarchy of Brok.
The Galactic Council for the Resolution of Conflicts tried many times to end the controversy with several regulations, but with poor results. The extremely hierarchic nature of the two civilization made of them two perfect enemies, embodied by the highest leaders of the two races, Emperor Sharta and Patriarch Krob. Traditionally for both races, the highest leader had to be on the front line during fights, as such, from the beginning of the war, an average of three emperors and patriarchs had succeeded on the thrones of the two powers every Devovlian year (a Devlovian year = about a week on Earth).
So, in 407.9, the Galactic Council for the Resolution of Conflicts made a last attempt to pacify the two small superpowers by bringing Kolon to their relevant homeworlds. At first many members were skeptical, they though that causing the extinction of one of the civilization at random and let things be was easier, but the Council preferred doing the other way.
Thus the game between Emperor Sharta and Patriarch Krob was planned on Hiknar 4. Being this a game for the resolution of an interstellar conflict, there were no time limits and fairly open victory conditions; the victory would be assigned either for the complete elimination of the opponent or the complete possession of Mineral Koins (32 Koins).
The two high leaders had trained for long Devlovian years as Great Admirals in their respective worlds.
Sharta, shining in his black velvet shorts adorned with precious gems, and Krob, swaying in his ocular salted miniskirt, sat in the Orbit at the same time (so as not to offend any of the two superpowers) in the utmost silence of the colossal room, cloaked in shadows to the horizon.
On each side, behind each leader, their relevant peoples where lined up, starting with the highest rank, then the government, the priest, the armies with their generals, and finally the commoners of each faction.
Everyone was expecting a clash of titans, and surely a long and engaging game of Kolon, yet someone started betting that it would not last long at all..
Both BroK’s and Ish-na-mèh’s systems are mostly made up of giant dwarf planets, and there is a way of saying both peoples use in their own version. Ish-na-mèhs use to say, "To make a little thing it takes making a big thing", while Brok theosophists say, "To make a big thing it takes making a little thing."
Whichever the point of view, Hiknar 4 affair is listed by the Galactic Council for the Resolution of Conflicts as one of the best successes in the reconciliation of conflicts by means of the psychosocial recreational tool "Kolon" applied to the development of primitive races of the galaxy to make them friends.

From 4 million Earth years (you were not there yet) the Galactic Lottery of Hiknar 4 has been deemed the one with the highest prize money on this side of Laniakea (it has been assessed as 42 x 10 raised to 120 Energy!). The two leaders have been playing on that planet for four million and a half years, and Emperor Sharta and Patriarch Krob are still in office, their artificially-extended lives goes on inside two computers. By now the war lost any sense for their respective races, who in the meantime have mingled and merged together in peace, becoming what is currently known as the Great Happy People of the Ish-naBrok Bookmakers.
Even though they are Happy, they are still fraudulent bookmakers, so I do not advise getting in trade with them.

P.S.: Technically, Hiknar 4 Lottery is still open and you could place your bet. Even though the territorial limits depending on the ancient conflict between Ish-na-mèh and Brok are no longer considered valid (the option "complete extinction of the Great Happy People of the Ish-naBrok Bookmakers in case of victory” is being discussed by the Galactic Council for the Resolution of Conflicts), you could still find yourself owning 42 x 10 raised to 120 Energy! And since this sum is actually higher than the whole content of this universe, you would be in fact the sole proprietor of this Universe more a fraction of the next one!
(N.B. in this regard, the Galactic Council ruled that the Lottery is valid anyway and the prize could be awarded in the next quarter of a million of Earth years. It seems that Patriarch Brok recently started mortaring, it might be a good time to buy a ticket of Hiknar 4 Lottery! be quick!

Barold the beech, Caspertiens Monastery of Madla-11, 8052 Madla